1: post a selfie?
2: do you wear makeup? what makeup do you put on?
3: do you prefer dark or light haired guys/ girls?
4: what's your favorite song at the moment?
5: what was the last song you listened to?
6: do you have a tumblr crush?
7: who is your tumblr crush?
8: what are you doing right now?
9: do you have any siblings?
10: what's you ethnicity?
11: what's your favorite subject in school?
12: what's your favorite color?
13: what's your favorite sports team?
14: what's your favorite ice cream flavor?
15: when did you make your tumblr?
16: how many followers do you have?
17: do you like where you live?
18: is your room super messy or really clean?
19: do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend?
20: do you prefer pens or pencils?
I’ve resorted to cheap rum over ice. Trouble comes in groups lately….
cumsoline: I think the point at which I got pissed off at video game consoles beyond all hope of ever buying one again was when I realized I could buy a quality AK for the same price, and a nice stack of ammo for the price of a new game.
I just got a phone call from somewhere in Jamaica telling me I won the Powerball lottery and a new car. …..riiiiiiiiight.
Considering the imagery and beliefs I reflect, being force-fed a Pesco-vegetarian diet is mildly humbling.
I make good decisions.: leupagus:... →
leupagus: jaaaaaaaaaackfrost: frostlands: jaaaaaaaaaackfrost: but what if a vampire drank the blood of someone who was anemic like would they be seriously grossed out “what the fuck is this” “i have anemia” “can you take something for that you should probably take… “EWWWWWWW diet drink!”
Poor Richard's News: IRS defended Planned... →
poorrichardsnews: We have reported over the past couple of weeks on the the IRS’s harassment of conservative and pro-life groups, even going so far as to demand the disclosure of pro-life groups’ prayers and demand that they not picket Planned Parenthood. Now, it also appears that the IRS targeted…
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samanthagrimes: 1. Crazy 2. I’d marry you 3. I’d date you 4. Sarcastic 5. I miss you 6. I’d kiss you 7. Beautiful 8. Smart 9. Imaginative 10. Random 11. Jerk 12. Funny 13. Awesome 14. Amazing 15. Tough 16. Cute 17. I’d hit you with a bus 18. I love you 19. Weird 20. Friends forever 21. Marry me 22. Your mine 23. I never want to lose you
Wasn’t so much bothered so much as I was not expecting that last photo.
nannairb: ironoakmonk: Nothing shocks you awake quicker than someone reblogging a photoset of a really attractive nude model and you get to the last photo AND THE BROAD IS HUNG LIKE A HORSE. DUDE GET YOUR DICK OFF MY DASH Links, please. http://catcreep.tumblr.com/post/51068200725
Kid posts dumb statuses on Facebook. Now he's in... →
hipsterlibertarian: On May 1st, Cam was skipping school and messing around online. He posted some lyrics that included a vague reference to the Boston Marathon Bombing and called the Whitehouse a “federal house of horror.” Shortly after that he was arrested and charged with Communicating a Terrorist Threat, a felony that carries 20 years in prison. The post contained no specific threat of...
Thunderstorms! Aw yeah. I don’t need coffee today, I feel energetic in the rain.
Nothing shocks you awake quicker than someone reblogging a photoset of a really attractive nude model and you get to the last photo AND THE BROAD IS HUNG LIKE A HORSE. DUDE GET YOUR DICK OFF MY DASH
If tumblr does go down the shitter, y’know you could always go do something else with your time…. Like study, in my case.
TMI Sexual Asks
a. How often do you masturbate?
b. How do you masturbate?
c. What do you fantasize about while masturbating?
d. What is your sexual orientation?
e. What is your most common sexual fantasy?
f. What is your strangest sexual fantasy?
g.What do you think is your strangest kink?
h. What is your most prominent sexual kink?
i. What fictional character do you find most sexually attractive?
j. What do you taste like?
k. Describe your first time having sex.
l. Describe your first time giving oral.
m. Describe your first time recieving oral.
n. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at once?
o. What is your favourite sexual activity?
p. How do you feel about guro?
q. How do you feel about furries?
r. What is your favourite monstergirl/monsterboy?
s. Where is your favourite place to be touched?
t. How do you feel about dirty talk?
u. Top or bottom?
v. How do you feel about BDSM?
w. Tell us about your most embarrassing sexual encounter .
x. Describe your last sexual encounter.
y. Would you ever consider being a stripper?
z. Favourite type of porn?
nupinoop296: Today in art history class we learned about Victorian weeaboos. That is, people in the Victorian era who were obsessed with Japan. It was called Japonisme. I had to try really hard to not die in class.
scraggay: I C ANT BREAHTE MY GRANDMA HAS ALZHEIMERS AND JUST SAID TO MY PREGNANT SISTER “DAMN YOU GOT FAT” OMG